GIVE

Today I have noticed that there are an awful lot of posts out there relating to hiring interns for event roles. More than I've ever seen before. Is this some kind of sea change? Anyhoo...

Going to be busy today, so all I have to say is this: please give whatever you can afford today for Comic Relief. We're all tight for cash at the moment, but if you think you can do without that £3 DVD, or £4 carton of ice cream, or whatever your small little luxury spend may be for the week for just this once, then please hand over that cash to the charity that supports those for whom the 'credit crisis' is nothing more than some phrase overheard from passing cameramen in jeeps.

You can have a giggle and give via the twitter route thanks to Peter Serafinovicz

Or you can stroll into your nearest TK Maxx and grab a t-shirt, or Sainsbury's for red noses and other 'gear' should you want something tangible.

Or you can donate via the website http://rednoseday.com/

Or you can stay up tonight and watch the whole thing beginning to end on BBC1, and call the phonelines to make your contribution.

Have a lovely day. And my favourite joke (with apologies to Alan Davies, who tells it best):

Two bee keepers are chatting, and the first asks, "How many bees have you got?"
The second replies, "I've got 10,000 bees.”
"How many hives have you got?"
"I've got 20 hives"
The first says “20 hives; 10,000 bees?"
The second replies "Yeah, that's right. How may bees have you got?"
The first says, “I've got a million bees.”
“A million bees?!" Cries the second.
"Yeah." Says the first.
Gasping, the second asks, "How many hives have you got?"
"One."

"A million bees - one hive?”

"Yeah, f**k 'em; they're only bees.”